Am I the good boy? Really??
I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string
most sunken ships only manage to kill people once. hats off to the titanic, the safest ship of all time
having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself
One important thing that you should do as a queer person is to find another queer person whose brain works just like yours (romantically or not) and then adopt a cat together and then finally steal that fucking Pikachu and make it big
